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Our long national nightmare is over!<\/p>\n

Oh, wait…. You thought I was talking about that<\/em> nightmare? \u00a0Sorry, can’t help you there. \u00a0But I can offer you a look at my new\u00a0short story, so that’s gotta count for something, right?\u00a0 Seemed like a good time to satirize American politics, so I took a shot at it. \u00a0Many thanks to The Satirist<\/em> for giving it a home.<\/p>\n

Check out The Great Presidential Debate of 2024<\/em> in The Satirist<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Our long national nightmare is over! Oh, wait…. You thought I was talking about that nightmare?  Sorry, can’t help you there.  But I can offer you a look at my new short story, so that’s gotta count for something, right?  Seemed like a good time to satirize American politics, so I took a shot at it. 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