{"id":442,"date":"2016-09-16T14:11:33","date_gmt":"2016-09-16T19:11:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobwaldnerbooks.com\/?p=442"},"modified":"2016-09-16T14:18:33","modified_gmt":"2016-09-16T19:18:33","slug":"what-would-you-do-with-99-cents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwaldnerbooks.com\/?p=442","title":{"rendered":"What Would You Do With 99 Cents&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>\u00a0 Buy one or two loose cigarettes from the guy who&#8217;s always smoking\u00a0on the sidewalk outside\u00a0your office?<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0 Order an item off the dollar menu at Taco Bell, and ask the person in line behind you to cover the sales tax?<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0 Round up five\u00a0buddies who each have 99 cents of their own, head to your nearest Starbucks, choose the\u00a0<em>grande<\/em>-sized drink of your choice and split it six ways?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>All fine choices, certainly, but what if I told you that your pocket change\u00a0could get\u00a0something better than 3.33 ounces of iced skinny caramel macchiato? \u00a0Too good to be true, you say? \u00a0Well, under normal circumstances, it would be. \u00a0But we&#8217;re living in extraordinary times. \u00a0From now through September 25, you can grab a copy of The Prophet of Marathon for only 99 cents! \u00a0This is unsustainable, \u00a0Crazy Eddie-level shit, my friends. \u00a0Don&#8217;t miss out!<\/p>\n<p>And if you&#8217;ve already read it, now&#8217;s the perfect opportunity to recommend it to a friend. \u00a0If they love it, they&#8217;ll be grateful. \u00a0If not, just remind them that they&#8217;re better off not having eaten that Beefy Fritos Burrito, anyhow.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buy one or two loose cigarettes from the guy who&rsquo;s always smoking&nbsp;on the sidewalk outside&nbsp;your office? &nbsp; Order an item off the dollar menu at Taco Bell, and ask the person in line behind you to cover the sales tax? &nbsp; Round up five&nbsp;buddies who each have 99 cents of their own, head to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>What Would You Do With 99 Cents... - Bob Waldner<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/bobwaldnerbooks.com\/?p=442\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"What Would You Do With 99 Cents... - Bob Waldner\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"&nbsp; Buy one or two loose cigarettes from the guy who&rsquo;s always smoking&nbsp;on the sidewalk outside&nbsp;your office? 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